Riddle me this…
What do you get after a couple glasses of wine, some tequila, some baseball, a walk home, a cig on the street and a walk up to your friend’s apartment but before a visit to your local where you scream the wrong names at people, scare the patrons, watch your friend bust up in between two people and start to crack up and leave promptly?
You get to see two of your friends throw cooked apples at each other while smacking one another’s tushies (really hard!) as one yells, “You dirty bitch,” and the other runs into her bathroom while screaming, “Shut the fuck up”. (I was photographing this event and no, I will not be posting the pics online.)
Then when each of the parties wakes up today, it takes all three of our heads to piece together the previous evening’s events (think “The Hangover”). Never mind that each participant feels as though she face planted and one of the three has hurtin’ buns from losing the “You Dirty Bitch” game.
FYI: I tried to find a funny picture for this entry BUT Googling “dirty bitch” just gives me a lot of porn images so you will have use your imagination. Or settle for this picture of apples as these are quite similar to the one that got chucked around the apartment last night.