AndreaUrJoking

Gives new meaning to “top shelf” and “open bar” and “the bride wore white”, doesn’t it?

Oh shut up… I’m just kidding.

Dating in this damn town is impossible, especially when you hear that people who absolutely hate either other are getting married.  Maybe I should stop looking for someone I love and just start looking for someone I can tolerate enough to NOT kill since it seems like those are the relationships that are making it to “the engagement stage”.

I don’t care if I sound extra bitter today.  I woke up early for no reason and logged onto Facebook and I see that another couple who, for all intents and purposes, should NOT be engaged is actively planning their wedding.  Take it from me… Getting married doesn’t mean FOREVER.

I can’t wait to report that these dullards are pregnant.

Raise your glasses to broken families, especially those with small children… CHEERS!