Yeah man! I wore Uggs to my interviews and it was fine but I felt like a fat schleppy monster. It was pouring today, freezing slush everywhere. For real, NYC weather needs to change. I want the summer.
So check this out – I was heading home after my last meeting and what do I see but a woman whose head was gushing blood. I don’t know if she fell or what but the fucking female cops were barely involved in the filing the report. I mean, clearly someone had alerted the cops that someone was in distress but these fat bitches saunter over like they are doing their retarded uncle a favor! This poor woman’s brains could have just been beaten out and these “cops” acted like they were too busy.
Sure, I am a jaded New Yorker and in all sincerity the woman could have been a crack head who slipped on the icy steps. However… SHE WAS GUSHING BLOOD! Does that not up the ante? If not to protect the masses from walking in her blood, doesn’t GUSHING BLOOD mean that this is a situation of mild importance?
Now I am going to say something that is going to horrify some people but this is my mofo blog and I will say what I want. Plus, the First (damn) Amendment was written specifically for me in this instance so sit down, take a breath, put down your beverage and…
NEW YORK CITY NEEDS TO STOP HIRING GED-TOTING RACISTS WHO SPEAK BROKEN ENGLISH into the vacant public service positions!!!
Let me clarify… The cop, the female, said something so appalling that an Asian like me got my knickers in a knot. As I passed them and looked at the woman on the ground with a bodega napkin to her bloody fucking forehead like “OMFG, the blood!” one of the officers said to the other, “Stupid white bitch be bleeding”. Really? Yes! REALLY? YES, REALLY!
In other news, BRING IT ON, BIG BEN! We beat you once, we will beat your ass again! Woot woot! Go JETS!
One more thing… I hate peas. I discriminate against peas! They are disgusting.