By this time, you know me… I hate to speak ill of the retarded. Ugh, so here goes nothing.
If you haven’t seen the terror that was the Holiday Storm 2010 in the Northeast, here is a great link that shows how very voluminous the storm was.
Scary shit, right? Now imagine that you live and work in New York City – the greatest city in the entire world, the city with the best Police and Fire Departments on the planet and you wake up to 20+ inches of snow on the ground and the streets are ENTIRELY UNPLOWED. Apparently, when they named the NYC DOS “New York’s Strongest” Mayor Bloomberg wasn’t in on the deal because his team of tard farts did nothing except make the DOS look like those chimps at the zoo who smear feces on the windows. What a moron! What an idiot!
To give you an example of a pretty damn important area of town that is still an unplowed nightmare, I was on Varick yesterday (you know, that little street downtown that takes you into the Financial District OR through the Holland Tunnel into NJ) and there was still snow on the road that was over a foot deep. Now, I may not be a civil engineer but I know that shit was completely un-frickin-safe!
Mr. Mayor, since your net worth is over a gazillion dollaz, do you think maybe you could loan the city a few million to buy some salt and put a few more plows on the damn streets? Also, if you could make the steps going into the subway stations a little less life threatening that would also be a great improvement. I’d hate to have to die due to complications due to post blizzard hazzards due to the mayor’s office being full of bipedal insanity due to the syphilis that has apparently run rampant at City Hall!!!
Furthermore, if you are such a friggin’ financial genius, riddle me this… Can you figure out a way to stop the pricks at the MTA from raising the fares every few months, stop closing firehouses, stop cutting important city jobs, create real jobs and remove the fucking tax on clothing? I think $105 is a little steep for a monthly Metrocard considering that they smell like piss and don’t run on time AND there are fewer subway lines to choose from so they are more congested, don’t you Mr. Mayor?