It’s not like I’m bragging or anything; in fact, I feel absurd admitting it but I cannot help myself… I guess everyone has someone who can be considered his or her Achilles heel and mine is a gorgeous guy who has a great job, super sense of humor, comes from a good family, is college educated and is childless but wants kids someday. What’s a girl to do?
Advice please.
The good part of this is that he’s not a mean person and I don’t think he knows how I feel. I mean, if he did and he ignored it he’d be a superior prick… Prick of the Year, actually.
The funny part is that my BFF insists he is an idiot and I think that’s more a function of her disliking his very presence on the planet than anything else. (She’s protective of me; it’s not personal.) He’s not a dumb guy by any stretch and today she cracked me up because she really thinks an amoeba will outsmart him if given the opportunity. I disagree intensely but maybe that’s because I only see hearts when I look in his general direction.
*sigh*
Now, granted very few of you out there know me and my people… But for those of you who do here’s a little treaty treat treat for you. Let’s call it “The Monday Special”, shall we?
BFF suggests that if Achilles heel and another ex of mine (think hard and you will know which one) got into an intellectual brawl – sans the overt rage – that the ex would win. I then challenged her and threw her ex into the fracas and asked who would triumph under those circumstances. The mental picture is astounding and cracks me the hell up. HAHAHAHAHAHA in your face, gentlemen.
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