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Tag: New York
NYC – still impassable
By this time, you know me… I hate to speak ill of the retarded. Ugh, so here goes nothing.
If you haven’t seen the terror that was the Holiday Storm 2010 in the Northeast, here is a great link that shows how very voluminous the storm was.
December 2010 Blizzard Timelapse from Michael Black on Vimeo.
Scary shit, right? Now imagine that you live and work in New York City – the greatest city in the entire world, the city with the best Police and Fire Departments on the planet and you wake up to 20+ inches of snow on the ground and the streets are ENTIRELY UNPLOWED. Apparently, when they named the NYC DOS “New York’s Strongest” Mayor Bloomberg wasn’t in on the deal because his team of tard farts did nothing except make the DOS look like those chimps at the zoo who smear feces on the windows. What a moron! What an idiot!
To give you an example of a pretty damn important area of town that is still an unplowed nightmare, I was on Varick yesterday (you know, that little street downtown that takes you into the Financial District OR through the Holland Tunnel into NJ) and there was still snow on the road that was over a foot deep. Now, I may not be a civil engineer but I know that shit was completely un-frickin-safe!
Mr. Mayor, since your net worth is over a gazillion dollaz, do you think maybe you could loan the city a few million to buy some salt and put a few more plows on the damn streets? Also, if you could make the steps going into the subway stations a little less life threatening that would also be a great improvement. I’d hate to have to die due to complications due to post blizzard hazzards due to the mayor’s office being full of bipedal insanity due to the syphilis that has apparently run rampant at City Hall!!!
Furthermore, if you are such a friggin’ financial genius, riddle me this… Can you figure out a way to stop the pricks at the MTA from raising the fares every few months, stop closing firehouses, stop cutting important city jobs, create real jobs and remove the fucking tax on clothing? I think $105 is a little steep for a monthly Metrocard considering that they smell like piss and don’t run on time AND there are fewer subway lines to choose from so they are more congested, don’t you Mr. Mayor?
Molested by a song…
Was walking down the street on my way to the office, lunch in tow, as a man passes me by singing a little diddy of his own…
“I wanna ride dat pussy deep, I wanna put it in slow to you”
He sang it to me! I shit you not! I wish I was fucking kidding you but I am not!
This low life degenerate motherfucker sang that to me as we passed by one another. Now I don’t know if that little number was supposed to make me rip off my fucking clothes and hump his welfare ass right on the street or what, but it did not work. If he didn’t have the ashy hands of an unemployed illiterate I would have liked to think I’d have said something but we all know that would not have been prudent. Engaging in an English conversation with a scumbag whose only language is Government Cheese is not at all a good idea ever ever ever. Furthermore, I’d like to not get physically assaulted by this simian so I elected to protect my face and my vagina and seethe internally.
Where are the cops at a time like that? In my head it would have been wonderful to pass by a pair cops, tell them what the guy just said, have them approach him, have him attempt to assault them, see them arrest him and wave as his bovine ass was carted away to jail. Anyway ladies, if you are walking around Tribeca and you see the bipedal equivalent of shitty toilet paper singing a little tune, you can share in the violation and disgust.
VOTE (but not for Carl Paladino)
Today is Election Day and I encourage all able-bodied Americans to get out there and make your voice heard. Voting is our duty, it is our right and it is our privledge.
That being said… DO NOT VOTE FOR THAT ASSHOLE, CARL PALADINO!
He’s a homophobic, racist, moron who should be sent to the back woods of some KKK-loving, gun toting, in-bred, feeble minded village on the outskirts of civilization. He most definitely should not be in charge of anything, let alone the state of New York.
As if there is any need for proof as to what an idiot this man is, here is my favorite quote from Mr. Paladino and no, it has nothing to do with gays, blacks, women, or porn…
“Instead of handing out the welfare checks, we’ll teach people how to earn their check. We’ll teach them personal hygiene … the personal things they don’t get when they come from dysfunctional homes” -Carl Paladino
WHAT? YEAH! He said that so do not vote for him. Please! PLEASE!
More @ http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/09/17/carl-paladinos-craziest-l_n_720430.html
The fat kid is the NY MTA!
Really? The NY MTA is a bunch of crack smoking scumbags! They are raising the single rides to $2.50 and the monthly unlimited cards to $104. Earlier today my BFF gave me this quote…
“The pricing regime places the biggest burden of the increases on the system’s most frequent riders, the third of straphangers who use 30-day passes. Transit officials said this action was fair, because that group also tends to be more affluent than other riders, according to the authority’s survey data.” (http://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/10/07/m-t-a-meets-to-increase-transit-fares/?partner=rss&emc=rss)
She also pointed out that by “affluent” they must mean “people with jobs” since we are the only ones who need monthly Metrocards and she is absolutely right! Drug dealers have Escalades; their clients don’t need to be mobile since the drugs are delivered to them; only us regular working stiffs need to get to and fro economically, so we are the ones who get to shoulder the burden!? The subways and buses are filthy! The service sucks big hairy ones! There is never any MTA employee who is helpful or polite! This is insulting and insane!
I know that public transit is, in many ways, the life blood of NYC but I think the MTA has really gone above and beyond with this fare hike. The life blood is now infected with every communicable disease imaginable, especially the viruses.
Why is one of the most important parts of NYC run by a bunch of retards? They have raised the fare so many times in the last few years it’s crazy while cutting service and hiring the foulest shit bags to work for them. Oh! And don’t even get me started on the benefits that the MTA employees get. If you ask me, we wouldn’t need a fare hike if each time one of those illiterate morons got snippy with one of us “affluent riders” they had to put a dollar into a jar.
I’m so pissed off!
All kidding aside…
It’s UN week here in NYC which means ungodly traffic and a bunch of people huddled in a room trying to make the world a better place, or at least that’s what I hope they are doing. It also means that we have tons of New York’s Bravest and Finest doing what they do best – ensuring our safety and making this beautiful city the best in the world.
Thanks, Men.
(Yeah, I know there are girls out there too, but “thanks, men” sounds better. But thanks to the ladies too.)
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