I gave this URL to one of the trainers at my gym today and now he’s going to read my lunacy which, I fear, will result in my membership being revoked, my gut getting fatter, my ass sliding down into my thighs and the muffin top turning into a cake top. What is the matter with me? Don’t answer that.
In my quest to be a thin Asian, not a big fat Asian, I’m going to Katz’s for lunch – great idea, right? All kinds of heart healthy goodness there. I’ve actually never been so perhaps they have low-fat pastrami on the menu… It’s New York so anything is possible. Regardless, I see a Diet Pepsi in my future. What? WHAT?
Will write more later – just thought I’d let someone know how much I love the gym and how much I would like to continue to go so please don’t banish me based on this blog. I don’t really mean what I say (ok, I don’t mean 100% of it 100% of the time). Also, summer’s coming and I can’t walk around all tubby and shit. That’s just not hot.