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I am more than a cog in a wheel

And more than a corporate monkey, rat in the rat race, and mindless, thoughtless nitwit just pounding the pavement in search of a paycheck for hocking my wares at the market.  One of the things I battle with on a daily basis is how my industry of choice does nothing for the good of humanity.  Essentially, advertising has been about making people who have no money spend their dimes on items they don’t need and wouldn’t know about if not for our flashy ads and sleek commercials.  Now that I have time, I am going to set out to find an organization that reaches people correctly, without invasive technology, and in a cost effective manner.  People in my industry can be so cavalier when it comes to their “best” practices and many of the companies that I’ve talked with could care less about the end consumer.  Those are not organizations for me and I refuse to be a part of them any longer.  Those among us who cannot afford to buy food should not be made to feel inferior for not buying premium toilet paper or fancy notebooks for their children.

In addition, I am going to spend a good deal of my time exercising my body and my soul – I’m going to commit to going to the gym more than before and I will volunteer to help people more than I do now.  I’m not amassing karma to use at a later date.  I’m going to cleanse my life and purge the parts of it that I disdain.  Perhaps disdain is a tad harsh but there are definitely areas where I can improve and I intend to do just that.

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Karma, you keep me from being The Ultimate Revenger

On the real, the only thing that stands between me becoming The Ultimate Revenger is Karma.  It’s like the meth that takes down a promising athlete, or the hooker who gets Tiger dropped by some sponsors.  I’d be all about exacting revenge on all of the idiots who mess with my day or who wrong friends of mine but no… KARMA gets in the way and my fear of Karma is like no fear I have ever encountered.

That being said, I only recently developed this fear.  This may explain why I have done some horrifying things (I haven’t killed anyone or set anyone on fire – although I would like to… no I wouldn’t) without thinking things through fully.  For example, there is a person in NYC who I’d like to have deported.  Do I call INS, though?  No, no I don’t!  Why?  KARMA.  I mean, someone could come here and try to deport me!  I am a citizen, duh, but that’d be all annoying and I’d have to get a lawyer for when we go to trial for me smacking the shit out of someone.  Ugh.

I can hear it now… “New York State vs. AndreaUrJoking.  Ms. UrJoking is being charged with aggravated bitch slapping in the first degree.  How do you plead?”  ”Fuck you, dick sniffer.”  ”Ms. UrJoking, you’re being held in contempt of court.”  ”Kiss my ass.”  And all kinds of badness ensues.  Not hot.

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