I had a great 31st birthday! Yeah, I got older.
I went to Florida with my soopah doopah boyfriend for five days and got sick the first night. I puked. I wasn’t drunk; I was poisoned. I also had poopie issues on my birthday night after a day by the water. Not amusing.
Also, here is something about Sanibel Island. They say it’s the Seashell Capital of the World. While it was quite lovely and there are a shit ton of shells, we got bigger and more interesting ones on the beach in Fort Myers. Just saying…
Here are some pictures of my adventure…


