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Royally Peeved (no pun intended)

It has come to my attention recently that I am surrounded by people who are really stupid.  That stupidity can take the form of hyper or hypo-sensitivity, unclear language, remedial emotional attachment, displaced or misplaced anger, a distinct inability to properly understand context clues, or just plain old douchebaggery of epic fucking proportion!

Clearly, I am not the most patient lady you will ever come across but still!  There is no reason for my five year old niece to have superior intellect when it comes to logical thinking (no offense, Baby).

Maybe it’s the Royal Wedding that has everyones’ heads up their fucking arses this week, or maybe there is a new Bell End Cluster that has overtaken my world and the world of some of my friends but there is definitely something going on that is, at best, displeasing!  Whatever it is, it needs to stop so I can go back to being my normal, jovial self!

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F You, Dr. Oz!

Dr. Oz is an asshole. His math is mean and I don’t care for him as a human, as a doctor or as an Oz.

Apparently, your waist is supposed to be half your height in inches. So I got out my measuring tape and checked this out. You know what, Dr. Oz? You know what?

I’m just going to check again tomorrow morning after I puke all night and consume a large box of laxatives.

Good night, sir.

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