AndreaUrJoking

I had a great 31st birthday!  Yeah, I got older.

I went to Florida with my soopah doopah boyfriend for five days and got sick the first night.  I puked.  I wasn’t drunk; I was poisoned.  I also had poopie issues on my birthday night after a day by the water.  Not amusing.

Also, here is something about Sanibel Island.  They say it’s the Seashell Capital of the World.  While it was quite lovely and there are a shit ton of shells, we got bigger and more interesting ones on the beach in Fort Myers.  Just saying…

Here are some pictures of my adventure…

Dammit to hell! I bought these new jeans (and you know when you just don’t anticipate seeing a gigantic muffin top form but you put the jeans on and then holy furious beast of beasts you see one?) and I’m shocked that they’re “Petite” yet they are too long for me. Perhaps I should return them due to the length.

This baby and I have a lot in common as we are both disgruntled Asians.  The only difference is that it’s permissible for this baby to throw a temper tantrum while it’s frowned upon for me to do the same.

Cheer up, baby.  There is beer at the bar.