Just started a new job and haven’t had time to write. Know that I’m happy, everything is fine, I’ve not yet ripped anyone’s balls off, I’m still going to the gym yet I’m still fat, etc. Basically, it’s all goodness, baby!
Also, in the spirit of full disclosure, here are three things I would like to share…
1. I want to be Charlie Sheen. Since that’s impossible, I applied to be his Social Media intern. I really did.
2. I am going out with the ladies for Saint Patrick’s Day and need to know where the hottest of the hot FDNY men will be this year. 2/3 of us are single and are looking for action! Or just some gorgeous eye candy. Any suggestions would be great. Thinking 2nd Avenue in the 50s is always a good place to start but I need specifics.
3. I was dating GTL from Long Island but I’m not anymore. I know, five dates does not a relationship make. However, he seemed nice enough even though he really kind of was a 37 year old beefcake who got his eye brows waxed, went tanning and got mani/pedis. Why am I not dating him anymore? Well, because after he got drunk on our last date he became a bigot, a racist and homophobic. Nice, right? He was fully objectionable prior to that bullshit but afterwards he became wholly repugnant. Oh, and he’s also short!