AndreaUrJoking

I went out last night with some friends I haven’t seen in a long time.  Needless to say, I am not feeling super this morning.  In fact, I woke up a few times today beginning around 8.30am praying that the next time I wouldn’t still be drunk – it just worked.  It’s noon!

Now, I know I didn’t do anything or say anything embarrassing last night but I was sort of expecting a tattooed boxer to knock on my door or a tiger to be roaming around my apartment.  As long as the boxer doesn’t punch me in the face, I’m going to be ok.

Speaking of Mike Tyson, have you seen his show on Animal Planet?  Definitely check it out.  Taking on Tyson is amazing.  It kind of makes you want to forgive his vagina raping and woman beating and ear biting past.  The poor guy’s first fight was due to some shitbag ripping the head of his pigeon off and dumping its blood all over Mike.  I wonder what that scum is doing these days… the pigeon killer, not Mike Tyson.  Although, now that I think about it, I do wonder what Mike Tyson is doing right now.

BTW, if anyone knows Mike Tyson, I would like to meet him!