Ok, looks like a retarded monkey who knows how to spell has gotten an online dating profile and listed THAT as his ideal date. I have no words. I think that freak has said enough.
Than!
How does one OVER LOOK the moon? Or OVERLOOK? Neither is possible.
What a dildo.
Post Script: He also describes himself as “gorgeous”. Something tells me that’s a lie.
Post Post Script: You lucky people. This just keeps getting better. Ok so in my search for an image of the quintessential dildo I found this site. It’s scary. I’m all about “do you” but if you need this stuff, maybe you should see a doctor because, my friend, you may have issues.
Anyhoo… http://www.sextoy.com/category.php?a=stcppc&cid=591
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