Straight up, ok. I went out on a date last night and had a nice time. Watched the Jets beat the Colts (yeah boy!) and had a couple beers. Woke up today, checked my email and got the message below. How much do you want to bet I am NOT emailing this wanker back? BTW, he is 51!
Actually, I’m sort of inclined to respond to this fool and tell him that he’s barking up the wrong Asian tree for several reasons. How is this…
Dear Old White Pervert,
I disrespectfully decline your offer of immediate procreation for several reasons. First off, I’m not a “delicate flower” Asian – I’m a chick from NJ who doesn’t take shit. Second, if you want to find an Asian mistress to answer whenever beckoned there are websites where you can buy one. Third, I only date smart men. Since it is clear that your IQ is in the double digits, you are entirely too stupid for me and I will intellectually rape you for sport both privately and in front of your friends. Fourth, I may be single but I do not need a green card, am not at all desperate, have pride and, last but not least… I’m too good for you in every way imaginable. I hope you understand. Take care and best of luck finding the slave you so clearly desire, you stupid impotent prick.
Is that too mean?