1. My mom’s dog died today, Gracie. Sad. Anyone who has lost a pet knows that the loss is very real and very painful.
2. Fat Girl went to the gym today and yesterday. That makes two days in a row this year. Woot woot.
- Just a word on this. I have lost five pounds in two days. That is not normal and I make no secret of the fact that it’s definitely not fat that’s been lost. Instead, it is most definitely a function of Fat Girl not swilling like Chunk from The (damn) Goonies. If I don’t lose some of this gunt-acular morbidly obeseness I’m going to be doing this dance when I take the stage at the strip club where the fat asses dance on reinforced poles for far inferior tips.
3. J-E-T-S! Jets! Jets! JETS!