Look, we aren’t bitter or anything. Jump on board! But before you do, let’s hear it loud and clear…
Tomorrow, you can find me seated at my local bar on the UWS wearing my lucky Jets shirt and downing food and drink in the name of the Men in Green. You can also look up at the Empire State Building…
…should you need some inspiration. As I said, us Jets fans aren’t bitter; no hard feelings. You didn’t know what we could do against New England. The last meeting prior to the Playoffs was not exactly inspiring.
Plus, you know you think Rex is funny and you secretly have wanted to root him on all season long! Silly Rex, with the shit talking and the foot touching and the cursing and the, “Let’s go eat a goddamn snack!”
Check out that video in case you missed it.
You also know that this touchdown catch against the Patriots last week was kind of fucking sweet. It’s ok. You can say it. It was all over the highlight reels. Blame ESPN if you must. But deep down, you know you spit out your chicken wing too!
So come on all of you Giants, Eagles, Patriots, Vikings, Red Skins, Raiders, Cowboys, Chiefs, 49ers, Bills, Colts, Seahawks, Falcons, Dolphins, Saints, Lions, Chargers, Bengals, Rams, Panthers, Texans, Browns, Ravens, Titans, Jaguars, Bucs, Cardinals and Broncos fans! Throw on something green, get ready for the game, and be prepared to watch New York celebrate their win!
“We always walk tall… We’re Jets!”