Was walking down the street on my way to the office, lunch in tow, as a man passes me by singing a little diddy of his own…
“I wanna ride dat pussy deep, I wanna put it in slow to you”
He sang it to me! I shit you not! I wish I was fucking kidding you but I am not!
This low life degenerate motherfucker sang that to me as we passed by one another. Now I don’t know if that little number was supposed to make me rip off my fucking clothes and hump his welfare ass right on the street or what, but it did not work. If he didn’t have the ashy hands of an unemployed illiterate I would have liked to think I’d have said something but we all know that would not have been prudent. Engaging in an English conversation with a scumbag whose only language is Government Cheese is not at all a good idea ever ever ever. Furthermore, I’d like to not get physically assaulted by this simian so I elected to protect my face and my vagina and seethe internally.
Where are the cops at a time like that? In my head it would have been wonderful to pass by a pair cops, tell them what the guy just said, have them approach him, have him attempt to assault them, see them arrest him and wave as his bovine ass was carted away to jail. Anyway ladies, if you are walking around Tribeca and you see the bipedal equivalent of shitty toilet paper singing a little tune, you can share in the violation and disgust.